10 THINGS TO DO TO GET FIRED ON THE FIRST DAY OF WORK IN SUPERMARKET.
1. GO TO WORK LATE.
Your excuse : while everyone is punctual or early, i want to be different and get the award for the most unique employee of the month, hence being late.
2. DO NOT CUT YOUR LONG HAIR.
Your excuse : Long hair for men will give a impression to customers that we are more feminine, thus more kind and friendly, and that we will treat them without any harsh action.
3. DO NOT CUT YOUR LONG NAILS.
Your excuse : i am not a mediocre expert, hence for any mistake like not having to cut a perfect nail and having bits of nails hanging on my finger will result in MY customers eating MY nails.
4. GREET THE MANAGER WITH "YO"
Your excuse : the supermarket caters to both lower income and higher income family. most of which have the ability to understand this two letter word of greeting that although might seems informal, it is a great word to greet a customer that does not speak your language.
5. USE HANDPHONE DURING WORK TIME
Your excuse : Times have changed, and time is precious. For me to be effective and efficient in my job, i have to be updated with my friends to arrange meetings and outings so that these minor matters will not bother me will i am taking a PERFECT LUNCH BREAK to maximise my efficiency
6. TUCK OUT YOUR SHIRT
Your excuse : same as above, to maximise my efficiency in work, my relieve area have to remain and to be checked regularly in case of temperature change. a sudden increase of the temperature results in me having to visit the restroom often, hence time is wasted.
7. WEAR BLING BLING
Your excuse: To get the attention of a customer, either if they are in need of help or not. this allow the customers to stay in the supermarket longer and look at our products more to improve sale.
8. LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE WORKING
Your excuse : as i said early, improving my efficiency at work is very important for the survival of this supermarket. Hence the most appropriate entertainment for me to relax and without disturbing my job is to listen to music.
9. EATING THE FOOD FROM THE SUPERMARKET WITHOUT PAYING
Your excuse : a person must be regularly be provided with all the nutrients it needs to stay alive. i believe the supermarket would not one to lose a employee like me by not letting me eat those highly nutritionised food, right?
10. WRITE EXTRA HOURS IN YOUR PUNCH CARD WITHOUT WORKING THOSE EXTRA HOURS.
Your excuse : ? ( cannot think of any.)
To those that who is currently working,
HAPPY WORKING !!!
CANXER signing off,
(no pen how to sign?)
