Some theories i came up with...

~Do not resort to violence if you are not at a resort.
~if your mother scolds you,your father will slap you.
~Do not try to sneak up to a person's back and make a "shhh" sound,you are not a snake.
~If you drop a billabong stuff,you will hear a billa"bang"
~Monkey originated long time ago when a important person found a key on a monday.